Unstrucc Bucc

If someone sees you wearing this and asks you what Unstructured Capital is, you can either tell them it's (1) a niche finmeme account or (2) a $15B long/short hedge fund based out of Greenwich, CT focused on tech with a short but impressive track record of 27% IRR. You were a founding member of the junior team and are owed a multi-million-dollar payout next year. That person is now in love with you. You're welcome.

Also, 10% of proceeds go towards a financial literacy charity. So, if you don’t buy, you’re a bad person. No pressure!